The things I can`t stand are:
1. When I`m preparing my helicopter to fly, and a planker decides THIS is the time to come over and play 20 questions.
2. When I`m CLEARLY preparing to go fly, and they decide that they need to get a plane in the air before I can get to the flight line.
3. I`m working on my demo flight routine, and they want to come out to the flight line and jabber about "how do you do that" stuff.
My solutions:
For number 1: Politely tell them, to hold that thought until I get back to the pits, and go fly.
For number 2: Take my helicopter to the flight line announce takeoff, and proceed with the hardest lowest meanest smack flight I can possibly dig out of the bowels of my soul....They usually land in a panic, and the sky is mine.
For number 3: Wait til they are totally focused on my thumbs, and then bring the helicopter down the runway, and do an aggressive nose down wall 20 ft out, and right in front of us. Planker goes back to the pit to change their undies.
