So... I installed some washers that totaled ~1.5mm thickness. The cr touch now sensed the bed and began leveling as intended.
NEWS FLASH!!!!!
RC-Help Network News - The team at creality have designed a product that will now take the guesswork out of bed leveling. The CR Touch ... wait, this just in. It seems the CR Touch, during its leveling procedure, has failed to stay on the heat bed. That's right folks, you heard first here.
Ok. That was fun. I installed the washers and the probe started its probing and did the center, rear right, rear center, then when it got to the left side the probe was waaaayyyy off the bed. Doesn't even touch. This is a fail on Creality's part. The firmware should be written, in my opinion, to tell the printer how far the print head should travel. When you install a probe that is a good inch past it, you don't get the full area of movement.
--- Further investigation pending...